Showing posts with label Chaos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chaos. Show all posts

Monday, May 26, 2014

Triple Crown

Pendleton was relatively certain that something was wrong. Mere months ago, he had been rather comfortably munching on some cactus leaves, enjoying a nice sunny day, when suddenly he was in a strange, damp place with a small manling on his back. Then little creature had the gall to hit him with a stick. Infuriated, he took off running, trying to shake this little burr.

As he flew around a corner, he noticed the other creatures running beside him, each with their own tiny manling. They seemed to be somewhat related to the camelkin, though they were certainly distant cousins. He spared them little further thought as he sped past them, still bothered by the stick smacking his side. After almost two minutes of trying to dislodge the irritant, Pendleton found himself crossing a white line and the manling suddenly stopped hitting him. He pulled to a dignified stop, glad to be done with that strangeness.

Finally able to take a look around, Pendleton noticed the he was in a giant bowl, surrounded by hordes of the creatures that called themselves human. He spat nervously, startling someone who was approaching cautiously with a armload of sweet smelling flowers. All of the man creatures seemed nervous, disoriented. In a strangely accented version of one of the rarer manling tongues, Pendleton heard "Well, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that Lyapunov wins...." There was a smattering of confused applause. Pendleton ate one of the flowers from the sheet being draped around him.

The next few weeks were a confusing mess of manling arguments, sharp pricks from pointy things, and running in circles while being called Lyapunov. Before the second circle, Pendleton's tiny manling came into his stall, slapped him on the side, and said "Congratulations, kid, you're a Thoroughbred." It was all very strange, but at least by the time he ran the second circle, the manlings were cheering in earnest as he crossed the finished line. The yellow flowers didn't taste nearly as good as the red ones had.

Pendleton, who by then thought of himself as Pendleton Lyapunov, had grown accustomed to life in the strange oasis by the time of the running in the third circle. He had convinced his manling that the stick was unnecessary, and the food he got here was better than anything he had in the desert. The manling had moved him to a nicer stall, and let him wander whenever he wanted. The small creature had even prevented several taller manfolk from stabbing him with more sharp things. He wasn't sure why these were different from the ones before, but he was grateful not to suffer the sting.

As before, the third running pitted him against other cousins of the camelkin. He recognized a few of them from previous circles, and spat welcomingly at their feet. This caused all sorts of jumping and whinnying. He doubted he would ever understand his distant relatives. All of this angst was forgotten by the time that the circling started, and once again, he easily outpaced the others, even though this was a greater distance than before. The audience erupted in cheers, his creature wore a wide grin, and the white flowers were delicious.

Pendleton was absolutely certain that something was wrong, but he had long forgotten what he thought would be right. All he knew was that he loved the constant oasis, the tasty food, and the cheers of the manlings. 

Sunday, May 18, 2014

When in Rome


The old cobblestone street was filled with tourists, people that simply lacked the ability to comprehend what was going about to happen. A melodramatic person might say that they were at the site of a battle between good and evil, between light and darkness. A battle in the war for humanity's soul. But I think we both know that the world is a bit more nuanced than that.

A cynical person might think that these battles are, to quote the bard, things of sound and fury, signifying nothing, but that's not quite right either. Yes, it is true that this skirmish, like many more before it, will have little to no impact on the day to day lives of the average person, but you don't dabble in metaphysics for short gains. You play the long game. 

I tend to think of this sort of encounter as a play on the butterfly effect. One side wants to squash the butterfly before it can flap its wings. The other side simply wants the wings to flap without any interference. If you ask me, neither side has a clue what the consequences of their actions will be. Sometimes it seems like they oppose each other just to have something to do. 

In the end, it doesn't matter much. I cast my lot centuries ago, and questions don't butter bread. I sense the lightning seconds before it strikes the statue. Before I have a chance to think about what I'm doing, I dive forward, tackling the small child looking up in awe at the display in the heavens. I'm rewarded with screams of terror, crushed ribs, and a punctured lung as the stone fist topples from the statue. 

As I stagger to my feet, wheezily cursing the dark humor of the literalists, a woman approaches me, concern mingling with the tears of joy welling in her eyes. The child's mother. I wave her off, somehow convincing her that it's not as bad as it looks. Honestly, it's not. A few more days and I'll be right as rain. The old ways are strong here. 

Back at the hotel I'm none too surprised to find an envelope on the bed. Plane tickets. Next stop, Arizona.